We only had to wait another 6 minutes ago before they were able to scan everything confirming my identity, and give me my temporary ID, seen above. I was really worried I would have to carry around my passport to be able to order all the pumpkin beer my body can handle but there's actually a picture on the thing! Amazing!
My permanent ID should be here in less that 60 days. Sadly, I had to give up my new and fancy CA ID which I'd wanted for so long. For the redesign!